godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

garbageurl:

Public bathrooms tackling the Big Questions

garbageurl:

Public bathrooms tackling the Big Questions

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

follow for more cell facts

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

emilemonmeringue:

Calvin sums up my thoughts quite nicely.

so paddle boarding is awesome

so paddle boarding is awesome

silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:



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silent-wordsmith:

k17l53:

sugar-soul:

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