Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
Public bathrooms tackling the Big Questions
what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))
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who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
"You don’t have many followers"
Jesus only had 12
Calvin sums up my thoughts quite nicely.
so paddle boarding is awesome
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